The Mother of Tennis Look-Alikes!

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The 7 Most Useless Transformers Ever

Cracked.com went back in time to discover The 7 Most Useless Transformers Ever (reminds me of the bad-ass, cannon-armed Megatron transforming into a wimpy gun).

#2. Perceptor

Transforms into: A microscope.

Why is he useless?

Perceptor was designed with the sole purpose of going into battle and hanging out with Soundwave to figure out which one was more useless and outdated. It was a real barnburner until Soundwave's tape needed to be turned over and all of his Decepticon pals were busy trying to take over the world.

Perceptor: 1; Soundwave: 0. It should be noted that, though he is the winner, at the end of the day, Perceptor is still a fucking microscope.

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Borat in 30 seconds.. with bunnies!

The bunny movie reenactment in 30 seconds strikes gold again with Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Amongst the other gems: Brokeback Mountain, The Ring and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Movies in four words

Vote for your favorite 4-word phrase of your movies: The Four Word Film Review or look at the All-Time Top 100. A few picks:

• Passion Of The Christ, The (2004): Gory, gory, hallelujah.
• Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The(2002): Look Who's Tolkien Two and Gangs Of New Orcs.
• Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004): Boy m_ets g___.
• Planet Of The Apes (2001): Burton goes ape. Shit.
• Chicken Run (2000): William Wallace & Gromit.
• Memento (2000): Backwards. truth, learns Guy.

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