Hiyel Thoughts

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:39:00 +0000

Web page link-to-emails without warning should be banned, period.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:48:00 +0000

If you drink enough Diet Coke, you'll start to believe that it's the real Coke... that is, until you taste the real Coke again.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 01 May 2009 08:18:00 +0000

If comfort goes with fashion, business people would be wearing pajamas. But fashion models would still be matchstick thin, aiming for the smallest loose-fit clothes.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:19:00 +0000

Master one complex game, like chess. Master two and your mind will be consumed.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

What's worse than fretting about work is fretting about vacation.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Indonesians in the Netherlands become experts in Chinese restaurants.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:27:00 +0000

Professionals don't always care for the tools for their trades. Rock stars smash guitars, tennis players throw rackets. Computer scientists? I've seen many carry laptops vertically with the monitor open, with swinging one hand, while sipping hot coffee with the other.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:36:00 +0000

A depressed investment during the economic crisis is not unlike a wine vinegar reduction. It has the potency to produce rich sauce. Now, you may take two tablespoons out of the sauce, but you shouldn't take two teaspoons out of the reduction.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:59:00 +0000

If you can sell it, anything counterintuitive sounds philosophical.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:25:00 +0000

Any country with a diagonal on its flag is an exotic destination.

Marshall Islands		Trininidad and Tobago
Rep. of the Congo		Seychelles

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:13:00 +0000

You can tell a restaurant's class by how your jacket is treated:

**** : The restaurant takes care of the jacket.
*** : You hang it on the hooks provided.
** : You place it behind you, on your seat.
* : You eat while wearing your jacket.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:23:00 +0000

What's amazing about Slumdog Millionaire is, not only all the questions relate to events in Jamal Malik's life, but also they happen chronologically.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 06:06:00 +0000

It's no wonder why seafood tastes good. They spend entire lives being marinated.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:42:00 +0000

Don't you hate stewardesses with tiny suitcases, as if saying, I travel to exotic places so often, I don't need to buy souvenirs?

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 06:39:00 +0000

Cynics can always find material by oversimplifying matters.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:31:00 +0000

Vegetarian menu, to me, is similar to an unfamiliar sport in the Olympics: an enjoyable show throughout, yet often lacks the memorable performance of a star.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:58:00 +0000

An airplane crisis movie is not complete without a climactic cabin decompression.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:00:00 +0000

It was such a awful night on TV, there were only two interesting channels: (1) WWF and (2) Happy Tree Friends.

I didn't want to watch violence, so I switched to WWF.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:22:00 +0000

History according to Billy Joel

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:09:00 +0000

Ostriches would make a great concert-going crowd. Their slender heads wouldn't get in each other's view.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:50:00 +0000

Science explains ideas step by step; comedy deliberately misses steps for the audience to find the funny.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:40:00 +0000

Never cook a recipe which you have no idea what the end product tastes like.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:04:00 +0000

A person with some cooking experience can replicate any dish from a €20 restaurant, given effort and access to ingredients. Beyond that he/she needs skills.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:31:00 +0000

Nothing energizes you in the morning like a hotel breakfast.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:39:00 +0000

No man is an island.

I would never want to be a continent, though. I'm an archipelago person.