Hiyel Thoughts

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:42:00 +0000

Don't you hate stewardesses with tiny suitcases, as if saying, I travel to exotic places so often, I don't need to buy souvenirs?

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 06:39:00 +0000

Cynics can always find material by oversimplifying matters.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:31:00 +0000

Vegetarian menu, to me, is similar to an unfamiliar sport in the Olympics: an enjoyable show throughout, yet often lacks the memorable performance of a star.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:58:00 +0000

An airplane crisis movie is not complete without a climactic cabin decompression.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:00:00 +0000

It was such a awful night on TV, there were only two interesting channels: (1) WWF and (2) Happy Tree Friends.

I didn't want to watch violence, so I switched to WWF.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:22:00 +0000

History according to Billy Joel

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:09:00 +0000

Ostriches would make a great concert-going crowd. Their slender heads wouldn't get in each other's view.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:50:00 +0000

Science explains ideas step by step; comedy deliberately misses steps for the audience to find the funny.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:40:00 +0000

Never cook a recipe which you have no idea what the end product tastes like.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:04:00 +0000

A person with some cooking experience can replicate any dish from a €20 restaurant, given effort and access to ingredients. Beyond that he/she needs skills.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:31:00 +0000

Nothing energizes you in the morning like a hotel breakfast.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:39:00 +0000

No man is an island.

I would never want to be a continent, though. I'm an archipelago person.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:20:00 +0000

TIME discovers that obesity is contagious. Gosh, as if we need another social handicap...

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:55:00 +0000

The biggest threat towards procrastination is not laziness; it's an indefinite reward/punishment system.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:11:00 +0000

Good coffee should affect your awareness, heart rate, and bowel movements.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:02:00 +0000

My new year's resolution:
- work harder
- eat better
- exercise more
- relax more
- do at least 20% of all the above.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:55:00 +0000

The pressure it must be for someone being nicknamed the Wild Thing. He has to keep doing crazy stuff just to maintain his nickname. And even then, he has to escalate his craziness every time because the previous wild thing is not wild anymore.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:04:00 +0000

I conquered Web 2.0: Veni, vidi, commenti.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:12:00 +0000

Gravity is a clumsy man's worst enemy.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:43:00 +0000

When your bicycle in Groningen breaks down, you don't lose a vehicle. You lose a lifestyle.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:16:00 +0000

Random NBA observations
- Phoenix has the best freewheeling offense, Utah has the best structured offense.
- Grant Hill still gets it done without athleticism. He must be the smartest player in the L.
- The most terrifying offensive force is not Dwyane or Kobe, it's Steve Nash dribbling nonchalantly into the paint.
- I didn't believe it until I saw it; Dwight Howard is a BEAST.
- Yao Ming, best center in the league, hands down.
- TJ Ford? Devin Harris? Leandro Barbosa? The fastest player in the L is still Allen Iverson.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:12:00 +0000

Estimate your consumption rate per minute, times the duration of film, and you get the minimum amount of popcorn for a movie. Even though you might be left with excess popcorn, you should not risk any possible disruption to the flow of popcorn.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:09:00 +0000

Remember the smart villains in movies, who intentionally leave trails for the hero to solve, and then escape at the last minute? The more difficult part is not giving the right amount of clues, but knowing exactly how long it takes for the hero to solve them.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:19:00 +0000

It always rains when you're riding a bicycle, in a great hurry, and carrying a passport in a bag that's not water-proof.

noreply@blogger.com (Aree) — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:54:00 +0000

Just saw a bald black man, riding a beaten up bicycle, who looks exactly like Ving Rhames. So that's how Ving Rhames on a bicycle looks like.

My good neighbor looks like Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore teaching kids the alphabet looks as disturbing as Ving Rhames on a bicycle.