Vegetarian menu, to me, is similar to an unfamiliar sport in the Olympics: an enjoyable show throughout, yet often lacks the memorable performance of a star.

An airplane crisis movie is not complete without a climactic cabin decompression.

It was such a awful night on TV, there were only two interesting channels: (1) WWF and (2) Happy Tree Friends.

I didn't want to watch violence, so I switched to WWF.

History according to Billy Joel

Ostriches would make a great concert-going crowd. Their slender heads wouldn't get in each other's view.